Flaming Cat Poo

Nothing says welcome to the new neighborhood like a small tin of flaming cat poo on your porch! lol!! Given that Halloween is less than a week away I am not worried.. I love our new neighborhood... But someone left us a little aluminum cupcake wrapper with kitty poo...
And some burned leaves... so clearly they were not even smart enough to do it the right way which is dog poop in a bag on fire so you have to stomp it out... and not on a rainy night either...
We had a little laugh.. Keith says at least when he was kid they did it right!!

Isn't he cute!!!

Is he handsome or what!?!

Where are my rings!?!!

I can not find my engagement ring or wedding ring.. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Where are my rings!?!!

I can not find my engagement ring or wedding ring.. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

One's new hat!

No matter how many seconds One is alone his new thing this week is hats.. not just any hat.. special hats..
He will make his way into the bathroom and remove the backing off a panty liner and place it carefully on his head.. yes.. a panty liner..
WHAT in the heck!?
2 different times this week I caught him with them on... and I chased him around to get a picture like a nice mom..I kept finding the backing to them all around the house.. I was beginning to wonder if we had mice who were looking for bedding!!! Once while I ran to get my phone to take the picture he managed to go through my purse and get in my wallet and throw various shoes around the house... ahhh the joys of childhood...

Turd x2

It was back... Dennis came out of the bathroom with a new Turd...
It quickly died.. he got a plastic bag and told me he was going to bury it in the back yard tomorrow... Then told me it was in heaven with our friend's husband. Nice huh?
SO he went back into the bathroom and made a new turd... I told him if he wanted this turd to live I must take a picture of it.. here it is...

5 years ago today...

the doors opened and there was the mister crying from up on stage... my daddy and I crying as he walked me down the isle... in front of my family and friends we had quite the ceremony!
I can not believe it has been 5 years since that day!
Of course we were already married since we had eloped on Aug 26th by the moonlight on the water... but that did not change how special that day was for us... amazing...

We are moving!!

YAY! We are moving to a cute house on the lake!! I am so excited.. it is such a great family neighborhood with basketball courts & tennis courts... lots of beach... and best of all our own house!
Its will be a very, very peaceful place to live!!!
Just a quick update... no funny stories today! JUST A HAPPY ONE!
Looking forward to having our 1st holidays there.. sitting by the fire with my family!! Life is great!!

Turd.

Yes...
It all started last night.. Dennis comes into the living room with this wad of wet toilet paper.. I know where you are thinking this is going.. fear not.. you are wrong.. so hang on..
I immediately jump to the conclusion it's a spit ball type thing and yell DO NOT THROW that! HE gets all offended and tells me its TURD.. I say "WHAT!?!"
He says its TURD.. his new turtle... okay....
So he carry's this all around all evening.. bed time comes.. he re wets it.. climbs into bed with me and I grab it to put on the night stand.. freak out time.. he says he is holding it all night long.. b/c he does not want the dog to eat Turd... One of the beasts loves tissues, paper towels and toilet paper..
SO Dennis cuddles in and holds Turd..
Skip ahead to 2:30 am...

Daddy comes to bed. I wake up and ask him if Dennis has anything in his hands.. NO he says... I say GREAT! He is going to FLIP out when we gets up!
Daddy is like WHAT? I explain that he has this wad of toilet paper called TURD and its a turtle and he needs it.. I'm like QUICK go make a new one!! Dennis starts to talk.. its 2:30 am and he is asking WHERES TURD.. Daddy can not stop laughing.. he is dying of laughter.. practically rolling off the bed.. Dennis is flipping out... I'm shushing everyone!!
Daddy gets him a new Turd.. its not like the old one.. I say TOO BIG, GO WET IT!!
Dennis sees it and crys!! QUICK DADDY QUICK.. he makes a new Turd.. perfect..
And at almost 3 am after crying and laughter Dennis and Turd are fast asleep...
God help us...

What happened to ONE!

We were out today and I think my One had his first temper tantrum!
HOLY CRAP!
Dennis was behaving and One was throwing a fit! (if you knew them personally you would hardly believe it!)
One did not want me holding him while ordering subway today so he proceeded to SCREAM like I was stabbing him!... Dennis was trying to make swords out of straws.. it was WONDERFUL! To the nice old lady who came over to try to console One, thank you. You actually reminded me of my old Aunt Margaret (God rest her soul) and the 3 x you said GOD LOVE YA to him actually made my day... Poor One...
Even the workers at the store were coming over... I think they just wanted me to get the heck out...I am pretty sure they printed off our pics from the surveillance videos... I am going to be avoiding the 11 o'clock news!

an open letter to the hunters

Dear Hunters,
This is just a warning as I feel it is only fair to share it with you.
Go on killing your Bambi's and your Bambi's mamas.. but watch out...
after seeing the poor little deer run back and forth through our yard and hearing gun shots going off yesterday my 3 year old is ready for you!! He has his green sword ready for you... because you think it is okay to kill Bambi's in my neighborhood I had to explain the "art" of hunting to Dennis...
He wants to kill all of you. SO watch out. You have been warned.. dangerous 3 year old with swords armed and dangerous.