why beasts? why?!

I swear in the 5 years I have owned the Beasts they have woken up DAILY with the thought in mind to make my day harder... Why the anxiety Beasts?? I have ever NOT come home to you? NO... have I ever wanted to NOT come home to you? YES. Why must you not behave? Why must you eat things you should not.. Why eat the trash? Why not catch on that the bathroom is OUTSIDE... WHY! WHY?! WHY!!?? Thank you God for making me an animal lover.. thank you Aunt Margaret for having me fall in love with animals by taking in and feeding every stray cat... AND thank you God for not giving me the financial means to own a farm... I do love you beasts.. but PLEASE give ME A BREAK!!!!!